Wednesday, February 19, 2020

Cheetos Popcorn

It is with a heavy heart that I report the disappointment that is Cheetos popcorn.

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What a fantastic idea and what a sad, sad realization of that idea. I LOVE good cheese popcorns. Garrett's in the Chicago airport?  That's my jam. It's worth flying for. I mean, I've flown to the Chicago airport just for that popcorn. Okay, that's a lie, but you get the idea.

This? This isn't even good cheese popcorn, let alone popcorn that deserves to wear the hallowed name of Cheetos. Like, this does not taste like Cheetos at all. And somehow, despite the bright orange powder, it somehow tastes like it needs salt? How is that even possible? At 11 grams of fat for 2 cups, you can definitely eat more of the popcorn than you can of actual Cheetos, but why would you want to?

The Flamin' Hot version is marginally better. It's at least hot. But it's not exactly good.

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Sadly, neither of these are worth your time or money.

I gave mine away. GAVE MINE AWAY.

That's how bad it is. Such a heartbreaker.

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